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A father and daughter from Bronx, New York. A lovehate story about father complex gone wrong...

Joseph Black

  • Some white guy
  • 36
  • 6'0"
  • Dark ashy blond, like moldy hay
  • Long, grubby lashes
  • Green eyes, like emeralds
  • Likes: Gasoline smell, shed snake skin, the Muppets
  • Dislikes: Dogs, asparagus, Taylor Swift
  • Smells like: Lemon-scented cleaning chemicals
  • High school dropout and teen dad
  • Works for an extermination company. Has a penchant for killing little annoying things.
  • Hasn't mentally matured since the age of 17.
  • Somehow still hasn't been caught stealing from Target...
  • Loved making mixtapes when he was younger.
  • Loves only his daughter. Hasn't been normal since the day she confessed to him.

Piper Black

  • Girl for his dad, but for everyone else? Who knows...
  • 21
  • 5'2"
  • Fried emo black hair, except it's natural
  • Thick, downwards lashes
  • Green eyes, like cartoon vomit
  • Likes: Vanilla pudding, ginger ale, smelling salts
  • Dislikes: Coconut cake, spandex, rust
  • Smells like: Musty firewood
  • High school dropout and NEET
  • Previously Piper Yang, he was forced to change his last name a while back...
  • Once worked at Burger King for three months before having a breakdown and quitting.
  • Narratively and in-universe uses she/her, but only I know the truth.
  • Still uses an iPod Nano.
  • Loves(?) his dad. Was the first to make a move. Stupid ass.

♫

Joseph knew he had yellow fever ever since he was a young teen and had to get some Chinese pussy, but accidentally knocked up a classmate in the process... Behated by baby momma's family though beloved by Piper, he wasn't allowed regular contact with his child. However, during the rare times Piper could stay over at Joseph's house, Joseph was a doting father, often letting Piper sit on his lap as he played GTA.

It was like this for years, and Piper's difficult home life made him yearn for more time with his father, who was becoming more distant. Piper's wish was later granted after the death of his nǎinai... Stressed beyond all belief (on top of having had a child she actually wanted with a man she actually loves), Piper's mother finally handed custody over to Joseph with Piper's insistence... have fun, you two.

And ten years later, they are having a lot of fun.

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